Ultra Klean – Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine 2oz

🧪 Ultra Klean Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine 2oz

When life calls for a little liquid illusion, Ultra Klean answers with a golden masterpiece. This 2oz bottle of synthetic wizardry is pre-mixed, pH-balanced, and ready to impersonate the real deal with Oscar-worthy precision.

🔬 What’s Inside

• Lab-crafted faux pee with all the right ingredients: urea, uric acid, creatinine — the usual suspects
• Perfectly matched color, smell, and gravity (yes, even fake pee has gravity)
• Unisex and drama-free

📦 Kit Includes

• 2oz of synthetic confidence
• Heating pad to keep things cozy
• Temperature strip for that Goldilocks zone: not too hot, not too cold
• Squeeze bottle for silent delivery

🔥 How to Use

• Microwave for 10 seconds or let the heating pad do its thing
• Aim for 90–100°F — the sweet spot of believability
• Check the temp, channel your inner spy, and proceed